Wednesday, April 15, 2026

The Luniferous Gazette #44: Dragon Crumbs* The Tale of Sidekittle

 Speculative Stories for Your Consternation and Delight 

 Welcome to the inaugural short story of 

Dragon Crumbs*

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No space for tears in her bounded sea. Yet the softscale quivered within her golden shell. Cold. So Cold! Blood thickened close to a fatal chill point. 

I—

“I,” she thought again with uttermost clarity. I am alone? Panic shot through frail-forged claw and limb for the first time. 

THRASH, and crack! Reach for sun on scale, before—

A band of warmth encircled this mythic microcosm, quelling the unhatched creature’s coil. Shadow ends splayed ten slants of comforting darkness across the egg’s surface.  

Hands? 

HIS. A familiar voice hummed through the thin, hard layer of domed sky between them. 

“Hush now, Auriette! Be still. It ain’t time to trash your cradle just yet. Let’s go home . . . .”

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Did he miss something?  

Nay, not a whit! The antique map Bildergast had nicked from a drunk wizard clearly marked all the buried warding stones. No curse left to chance. 

He didn't bother with the winking rubies, nor the strands of snow-white pearls. Not even the blaze of coins scattered across the cave. He’d only taken one small thing—

And unleashed a ghastly shade!

His breath escaped in ragged barks as Bildergast fled the glittering wraith across the foothills. Flashes of lightning lit up flakes of gold streaking the child’s skin, and an unflinching blue glint in his eyes that never wavered from its target.

“Begone, ghost!” the man cried over the snarl of thunder. He drew a dagger from his belt as he shouldered the heavy knapsack on his shoulder. “I’ve no quarrel with you this night.” 

But this strange apparition darted forward as nimbly as a mountain goat, wily and sure with each step that narrowed the gap between them. 

“Give back what you stole.” 

The rain fell heavier with each word, and Bildergast shivered as an unnatural calmness stabbed his bones, marrow-deep . . . . 

“Else the wrath of dragons shall scorch you to cinders,” the small fiend warned. “Robber’s dust!”  

Liar—” Greed steeled Bildergast’s resolve as he brandished his weapon more tightly in his fist, unwilling to surrender a prize worth a full kingdom at royal market. “All the old monsters have gone away from these parts. It’s just you and me now. BOO!” He lunged at the boy, reaping a thin red slash across his arm before he could dodge the reach of his blade. 

Bildergast guffawed as bright blood dripped freely in the night. “You’re no specter, just a wee slip of a thing!” 

“I’m Sidekittle,” the boy said curtly. 

“Hogwash! That’s not a proper name,” the man jeered, letting the dagger dance between his hands in a frenzy of sharpness.  

“For a human, perhaps,” the boy replied. “But a dragon gave it to me, so it’s far better than whatever thing your mother called you—”

Bildergast blinked one second too late as Sidekittle dove at his ankles. A streak of lightning illuminated the downward slash of a gauntlet rimmed in razor dragon scales.  

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“I won’t be gone long,” Sidekittle promised the golden egg gleaming in the cave’s hot spring. “But the creekberries are ripe, and I—”

So hungry. The boy licked his lips. The larder cavern was almost bare now. Never meant to last this long. How many summers had flown by since Auriette’s parents had promised to return? Six, seven . . . sure seemed a century. No matter. 

He’d sworn to stay with their unhatched daughter until the shadow of their wings fell over the mountain again! NOT starving to death was an important side quest. But the egg’s shimmer dimmed to a cloudy orange as the boy dared to reach for his foraging basket.  

“Ah, don’t be all broody, Miss Auriette, or you’ll hatch a hen instead of a regal dragon!” Sidekittle teased. 

He slipped on a gauntlet he’d woven from reeds and shed teal and scarlet scales gleaned from the matted floor treasure. Tapping his makeshift dragon paw against the egg’s surface, he was rewarded by a soothing storm of embers that tempered her mood to a fierce glow. 

“When I come back, I’ll tell you all about blue sky again,” he whispered, “and how it’s SO big, your wings won’t ever reach the end even if you stretch them to the widest corners.” 

The egg chimed like a silk-smothered bell as Auriette flipped inside her ovaline confines, dreaming. Her tender chime followed him outside to the creek, always curling in the back of Sidekittle’s mind like a wordless song—

Until a louder, base roar drowned out her gilded melody. 

Sidekittle flinched as the mountain exploded into wild rumbles! Falling boulders clattered into the creek and shot geysers of water into the air. The hair on the nape of his neck sprang stiff as knives as the boy dropped his basket, sprinting for the cave. 

Quarry dusters? Yes, fire sticks for mining! A very human sound. 

*

The boy’s whimper echoed off the cave’s wall. “You gonna eat me?” he asked. “I ain’t had much but bugs and berries in days, so I probably taste like duck water—”

Ew. No, nothing like that,” the teal-scaled dragon interrupted with a smoky shudder. “I never devour something I tell my name. Mine is ‘Korumber.’ There now, you’re perfectly safe!”

The human kit seemed reasonably comforted by this assurance, plopping cross-legged amid a tinkling pile of gold and gems. “Nice name,” he said with a sniffle, wiping his nose on a threadbare sleeve. 

“Thank you, it’s suited me adequately these past thousand years—” Korumber paused. Time to get down to business! “Returning to the subjects of birds, have you ever seen an owl?” the dragon asked gently. 

The human kit nodded mutely. Good.  

“Well, sometimes owls like to drop a little garden snake into their nest to protect their young while the parents are gone away. My wife and I shall be off on a vital venture for two, maybe three summers. But we must leave our daughter in that hot spring to continue her maturation cycle.” Korumber jabbed a talon at the large egg gleaming in a bubbling pool of water in the cave’s heart—

Ah, most precious, golden sun!  

“So . . . you askin’ me to be a guardian snake?” the child asked curiously. 

“Not exactly,” Korumber replied, clacking his fangs with a chuckle. “The protective spells I’ve set around the mountain should keep my daughter amply safe from outside harm. But Auriette might get lonely all by herself. So be her ‘side kittle,’ if you will, aloof but present . . . a friend to keep her company!” he implored. “There’s plenty of food in the larder cavern, and plainly no lack of treasure. Of course, you’ll be copiously rewarded with a dozen coin chests upon our return—”

“Sidekittle,” the boy interrupted. “I like it! I’ll do it—stay here with her. But keep your coin, Sir Monster.” 

The dragon froze as tiny pinpricks of twin sapphire met his own ancient gaze with equal fire.

“Just let me stay forever, please,” the urchin asked. “That’s enough.”  

“I think this is a truly terrible idea, Korumber,” his wife warned, tapping a scarlet talon on a boulder until it cracked. “Your most blunt-claw yet!”

The pair of dragons watched from a high peak as a shivering human kit tried to light a fire with two sticks for hours. And failed miserably.  

“But look at it, Seladora! Such a poor, flameless thing . . . can’t even burp a single spark to survive,” Korumber said, his tail lashing with consternation. 

He’d spied the boy fleeing a caravan of his own kind seven days ago, dark bruises peeking through his ragged tunic. Korumber never understood why humans hurt the weakest among them with such a free hand. Normally, he’d just let nature take its course and ignore the common, pitiable end of a mortal. But when the boy stumbled across a hunter’s snare and freed a mewling rabbit rather than kill the trembling beastie to save his own life, the dragon sensed it—

Ah, a fatal, tender streak that must be guarded at all costs. Rarest of heart songs! 

“Will you trust my instincts, dear?” Korumber pleaded. “I was right about that scurvy unicorn three centuries go, and the friendly bog troll—”

“Do as you will, darling,” Seladora said, relenting with the same bright amber eye roll he’d adored for a millennium. 

“Thank you. I have a good feeling about this kit.” The dragon smiled with fangs as wide as a silver crescent before diving down and scooping up the squeaking critter in the firm embrace of talons. 

*My messy sketch of Sidekittle and Auriette!

*Note:

I’ve always struggled with the short story format. It’s my goal to make Dragon Crumbs* a monthly feature in the gazette to polish my ink gem-tactics! I wanted to play with a backwards story this time. I’ve also always been fascinated that sometimes owls drop snakes into their nests.

Bonus story lore: “Side Kittle” is the nickname for our cat Princess, who disdains cuddles, but hovers happily near her humans. 

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Wednesday, April 8, 2026

The Luniferous Gazette #43: On the Eve of National Unicorn Day, a Fond Book Review!

 Revisiting The Baby Unicorn by Jean and Claudio Marzollo

Did you know that National Unicorn Day is on April 9th? I missed celebrating it last year. I shall make no such egregious mistake in 2026. Let’s kick off the party early! On the eve of such a mythical day, it seems only fitting to review one of my favorite childhood tales, The Baby Unicorn by Jean and Claudio Marzollo, illustrated by R.J. Blake.

The story begins with the birth of a baby unicorn without a horn, just a star-shaped spot on her forehead. Star lives in a secluded forest with only her parents for company. The fiery, red-maned filly longs for her own spire to develop and hates being “a baby,” but her mother patiently explains that she is still “too young for magic” and must wait to grow up before she can claim her place alongside the last seven unicorns in the world.

For danger haunts her kind in the form of marauding dragons. Star discovers that the fate of her species was twisted by a greedy dragon who so coveted their magic that they killed a unicorn. But this act tainted the stolen spire with evil and turned all dragons hateful against their former friends forever. This is why Star’s birth is so very important to the survival of her species, because her father uncovers an “Eight-Horn Friendship Spell for Changing Enemies into Friends” in a unicorn book. Powerful, lofty stakes for a children’s story that take it beyond just a quaint bedtime fairy tale! 

Blake’s gorgeous illustrations do not mask the darkness, either. As a child, I was struck with horror by one page where multiple dragons are depicted coiling through a forest and dueling other unicorns. One slain unicorn even lies under a reptile’s grasping talons, eyes closed, its fierce horn shattered in battle. This legendary war between mystical beasts becomes all too real for the young reader. 

Yet there is a wild loveliness woven throughout the imagery, too. The woodland is dappled with both shadows and warm shafts of light, and sunshine casts a glow over the golden, flower-threaded mane of the mother unicorn. When Father must depart to protect the other unicorns, Mother casts a “House Spell” to keep their precious child safe, transforming into a comforting, golden-thatched cottage with charming flowers still woven into the straw. 

Star feels stifled in the confines of the house, which Mother gives no door and only small windows to ensconce her daughter from outside harm. Yet when a dragon reaches its scaly claws through a window to hunt for her, Star is forced to act. She doesn’t squeal in fright or bolt in panic. Instead, she gathers her courage and stealthily hides underneath a table until the dragon gives up its search and leaves. This tiny act of bravery sparks her first hint of a spire, but it’s only one inch long and still useless for the Eight-Horn Friendship spell. 

When Star learns that her father and the rest of the unicorns are trapped in a cave by dragons, she refuses to wait any longer even though her mother isn’t ready to release her from the safety of the House Spell. The vivid violence of Star’s break-out scene fills two pages as she pushes her way through one of the narrow windows, splintering wooden beams, and scattering thatching and window box flowers in an explosion of energy. The enchanted house cries out, the mother straining to keep her child safe within her sphere of protection, but Star won’t be stopped by the fear of external perils. Her brave determination earns her several more inches of spire height. 

What I love about the next part of the journey is that Star doesn’t just set off on her own. Mother changes back into her horse form and joins her daughter in battle, with Star apologizing for running away, and charging alongside her on a rescue mission. Together, they slash and kick their way through trees infected by evil magic meant to trap and prevent them from aiding the other unicorns. Star’s horn grows with every stubborn step forward until Mother tells her that just “one more brave act” should give her a full-grown spire.

But when they finally make it into the cave, Star must face the terrible truth that her horn still isn’t ready. The dragons mock them as they surround the last herd of unicorns, but instead of giving into despair, the brave baby unicorn charges forward and defiantly jumps at their tormentors, halting their advance. This daring act grants Star’s horn the last bit of necessary glint to complete the Eight-Horn Friendship Spell and return all dragons to sanity. 

I particularly adore one of the last lines: “The dragons never grew jealous of the unicorns because they knew that having a unicorn for a friend was like having your own personal magician.” Star even becomes friends with a baby dragon named “Moon,” which you can read all about in the sequel tale, Baby Unicorn and Baby Dragon

As you can see, this book was well-loved for many years. And Star’s story is well worth a read almost four decades later!

Source:

Marzollo, Jean and Claudio. Illustrated by R.J. Blake. The Baby Unicorn. Scholastic Inc. 1987. 

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Wednesday, April 1, 2026

The Luniferous Gazette #42: Creasing Paper Wishes into Catalogs

 And Bookmarking in the Age of Digital Glow 

  *Mock page of a catalog offering 
(Made with a 100% thrifted butterfly brooch, 1 sprig of broken hair clip, and a glass locket)

Recently, I realized that I don’t chase after wishes in the same way anymore. My coveting has grown rather dull and routine in practice! If there is something I desire, I simply bookmark the object on my phone, adding yet another tab in the bloated halls of my invisible data shrine. 

Maybe I peruse the reviews of others to see if they agree with the polished advertisement’s promises, and scan review photos for a discovery of flaws that might dissuade me from purchasing the item in question. And after much digital dithering around and price checking, perhaps I finally purchase said item. 

That cyber bookmark is promptly deleted as if it never existed beyond a passing breeze in my mind . . . . 

But when I was growing up, I didn’t have a fancy techno-tile in my pocket that could feed me endless images finetuned to my algorithm profile. I had a wooden magazine rack in the living room that was overflowing with catalogs! I don’t remember all their names anymore, but one stands out for its wonderful whimsy—dear Hearthsong. I eagerly looked forward to each issue as a child, for its pages were always bursting with creative toys, arts and crafts. 

I remember saving up my allowance to buy semi-precious stone marbles, and feeling absolutely thrilled when they arrived in a plastic vial lined up like a perfect row of jewels.  

 (*A handful of my most prized catalog marbles)
 
I didn’t have access to online reviews back then. So I simply hoped, I dared to believe without doubt that every object in a catalog was as truly fabulous as showcased in those glossy pages! My mother would crease page corners to tab items of interest, and mark x’s next to her very favorites. So would I, but after too many crinkles from my grubby kid fingers, the pages would eventually become crumpled after a while. For unlike the pristine nothingness of a digital bookmark, these pages betrayed the physical mark of my wishful anticipation. 

The vast majority of these x’s remained unfulfilled wishes, but oh, I enjoyed the sparklestars out of all those catalogs! I’d cut them up and save my favorite items in journals. Sometimes, I’d make my little sisters flimsy “surprise” purses with construction paper, staples, and glue, and stuff them with two-dimensional riches ripped straight from the pages of our most treasured catalogs, like princess tiaras from The Oriental Trading Company. As I got older, I’d save velvet cloak cutouts from catalogs like The Pyramid Collection and tape them into my fantasy notebooks under character wardrobe notes. 

There was still so much tangible fun to be harvested from those pages, even without purchasing one single thing! I don’t get many physical catalogs anymore, but I’ll never forget the powerful glow they cast over my imagination as a child.   

Do you have a paper wish that lingers in your memory, too? 
 
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Wednesday, March 25, 2026

The Luniferous Gazette #41: If I had a thousand feathers

The Tug Between Baggage Claim and Letting Go 

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“Wherever you go,
The rigid lie low
While the weightless in the sky,
And all that is gentle
Fly boundlessly high.”

—Tao Te Ching 
(A New Translation and Commentary 
by Ralph Alan Dale)

I shan’t preen like a feral mermaid over her shiny shipwreck hoard, but I will confess that I’ve amassed an excessive impressive assortment of stuff over the course of many years. Secondhand knicknackeries, dust bunny trinkets, crates of Christmas ornaments my father gathered for decades, and three prized bookshelves, two of which are filled mostly with my mother’s carefully curated collection. 

I was in my early twenties when she passed away suddenly, and my later thirties when my already ailing father died a month after catching COVID-19. It’s a privilege to be able to pass on anything to others, but at the time, I didn’t know how to handle sorting out my parents’ entire lives into neat little boxes.  My younger sisters and I found ourselves drowning in way too many belongings for us to possibly keep them all. 

I won’t pretend that I haven’t come to deeply regret some of the things I gave away, and I don’t think my little sister M will ever forgive me for accidentally donating my mother’s entire Dick Francis (mostly hardback) collection of horse mysteries! But the older I get, the more I am wearied by carrying so much with me through life, and I feel the urge to sort through everything I kept in my haste to lose nothing important—

And let go of what I no longer wish to carry with me for the rest of my days. 

So, I’ve decided to go through all my books to rediscover old favorites and make room for new! That’s how I stumbled upon this splendiferous translation of the Tao Te Ching by Ralph Alan Dale. 

*Enjoy a rare glimpse of an investigatory Purrito 

Last week, I was randomly flipping through it when I came across the final lines of Verse 76, and I couldn’t stop returning to them again and again as I rolled the words over in my mind:

“Wherever you go,


*   

The rigid lie low


*

 While the weightless in the sky,

*

 *

And all that is gentle

*

*

Fly boundlessly high.”

*

Not all the baggage we carry in life is visible to others, but it weighs us down, nonethelesscrushing us from the inside out. Sometimes, we fill it ourselves and drag it behind us. Other times, it’s handed to us whether we wanted it or not. Life parcels out both pleasure and pain in unequal bursts. 

Yet I still want to believe that even our heart’s most heavy wishing tears may eventually evaporate, finding their way to such a boundless and gentle sky as painted by the Tao Te Ching.  

 


Archilochus colubris

by S.E. Page 

The Ruby Hummingbird
has less than
a thousand feathers,
and a heart full of sky.
The secret is,
She knows it.
All her thoughts
are air-bent,
a bliss of wings
and wandering—
I would learn
her iridescence. 

*Feather Dreams of Sky
Herkimer, New York. September 2025. 

 

P.S. Wait! You didn’t think I forgot my March Artweaver Practice Pony, did you? Okay, I almost did. I whipped this mossy beauty up while stuck at the car dealership today. I shall call her Esmerelda.  

 


Source:

Dale, Ralph Alan, Translator. Photographs by John Cleare. Tao Te Ching: A New Translation and Commentary by Ralph Alan Dale. Barnes and Noble Books, New York. Arranged by Watkins Publishing. 2002. P. 153.

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The Luniferous Gazette #44: Dragon Crumbs* The Tale of Sidekittle

  Speculative Stories for Your Consternation and Delight   Welcome to the inaugural short story of   Dragon Crumbs*   ~*~ No space for tears...